the kills

I must admit that when I saw this, I took it a bit too literally.

Part of me got a little excited.

Not because I want anyone to inflict pain on another human being (if I were taking a lie detector test, this may be the part that would look like a minor earthquake), but because I thought that maybe this was the beginning of a large backlash against supposedly non-scripted sub-par reality television.

I should've known it was just about getting her dude stolen.